My white girl alter ego, "Lisa-Anne", is in control...
*Lisa-Anne throwing on long blond wig and fake blue contact lenses*
I voted for Norwood because whenever we had neighborhood meetings, not at a 
community center but up in someone's house, Mary Norwood was there to answer any questions. And if she couldn't answer the question, she would write that ish down and email us back... She'd even show up with reports of how they were working on various issues like mortgage fraud and blight in the neighborhoods. The chick was knowledgable and PASSIONATE about all thangs ATLien...
I remember thinking a few years ago, "I hope she runs for Mayor, because she is down for the city!"
Where the heck were these other candidates... I don't know anything about them. Ain't seen ya'll's tails nowhere near MY hood.
Yet you want to cheese in my face now? Cuz you want me to vote for you? Would you have be stomping the hoods if you weren't running for Mayor?
Uh, no.
NO, PLAYA!!!
Norwood's been hood deep for a minute. EVERYBODY knows who she is.
I voted for Norwood. I think she will get the job done. I think she might even win without a runoff, because the white folks in the good part of town got her on lock... They'll get out and vote. I went to my precinct this morning before work, and I was the only one up in that camp. I was in and out in 3 minutes flat.
(Didn't look like that when we were voting Obama in. I had to wait 2 hours to vote that day).
I hope you win, Norwood. You've put the work in. Didn't even sling mud in your commercials.
I ought to take my tail down to the Varsity for your election night party.
(Can't do that, Man... I'm tired when I get off from work. I'm taking my behind to the crib).
I know you'll get something done.
Shoot, man...
If that Oldgirl can lower my water bill, heck, that will be enough for me!
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
I SAID, don't look at me in that tone of voice!.
I ain't gay... An Oldgirl done been with quite a few men.
And I don't ever forsee myself batting for the other team.
And if that's your lifestyle, do you. I still love you, and God do too (and anybody who tells you different, don't believe them!)
No, there's a good reason for my browsing through it. It was on the bookshelf, but I read a story from there this weekend, and just so happen to leave it out.
However, upon recently learning that my mother lingers around my house when I'm not around, and has proudly announced that she likes to "clean up" when she comes over, I wonder what she'd think if she saw that book on the bookshelf??
Or all out on the coffee table?
LOL!
Maybe I'll leave some bogus criminal papers on the end table. Or directions to my halfway house on the kitchen counter.
Oh, the family gossip will light up! That would be like tossing a match into a dry forest!
I would never do such a thing.
It's just that an Oldgirl got them blues.
Blog fam yells "What's wrong, LadyLee?"
I got them blues, man.
Them writing blues...
To be continued...
There are candles up there. I suppose they light those. Hope that's safe... Let's just say, I wouldn't be sitting under the chandalier during the service. 
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