Wednesday, January 11, 2023

Welcome to 2023!

Look at this steak. 


How beautiful is that steak? It has to be the most beautifullest steak I have ever seen. (Is "beautifullest" a word? Not sure.)

But it is lovely. And look at those sauces. I can't even tell you what they are. I recognize one of them as an herb butter of some sort? Anyway, they all look delicious. 

I saw this on Facebook, posted by an foodie influencer named Chimetime. 

He also posted the receipt.

$1000!!

 $1000 for a steak!

GLORY!!!

Welcome to 2023!

Is this how we're living in 2023! 

Man. Now I have seen Tomahawk steaks for $100 dollars or more. But I looked into it, and this seems to be that special Wagyu steak. That is top of the line. 

That steak was not cut from a City of Atlanta cow. Nope. 

So say I go ahead could splurge on a steak this expensive. I am lost with the gratuity. The tax is crazy too. Almost $300 in tax and gratuity. I think that would mess it up for me. 

But, this has to be a DREAM for a true foodie. To be able to say you had a $1000 steak is definitely an accomplishment. And it better be the greatest steak ever made, because this particular foodie will tell it like it is! But that is something else. 

I myself would've left off the bread and bottled water. That's an extra $20. But wait, might as well buy the bread and water if you can afford a $1000 steak, right?

I wonder what the ubereats total would be? I wonder if the steak would even make it to my front door?

LOL

I told my friend if she hears me talking about how I had this steak, she should know that I ran out on the bill.  Time that waitress delivers that bill and disappears, I'm dipping out!

And this fine steak is a reminder of how good people are living. I know this has to be the regular for some wealthy folks, where $1000 is the same as $10. And this must be a good price point and in demand because it wouldn't be that expensive.

Enjoy that $1000 steak, brother. I can't wait for the steak review! 

For that price, it better be beyond fantastic!