Notes from the Peanut Gallery: Soft Porn.. Chicken Style

So...

Sam, aka, MzInspiredmind is one of my favorite new friends I've made over the last couple of years. Hardly a workday goes by that we don't fire off emails about this, that and the other. Just a smart chicken, real down to earth.

And an Oldgirl likes chickens like that. She good people!

She is who Cinnamon Sugar is based on. Well, Cinnamon Sugar is who Sam would be if the wheels fell off her life long ago. Cinnamon Sugar is, in affect, her alter-ego. Fortunately, that didn't happen. She helped me develop that charcater! Thanks, chick!

So, with all that said, she emailed me a photo over a month ago. I didn't open it until I took one of my rare jaunts over to facebook and saw it. THEN I opened the email. And I saw this...




I sat at my desk, peering at this curiously. Then I glanced over my shoulder to see what CowgirlCre was doing. She was working hard, but I called her over.

"CowgirlCre! Come look at this!"

*CowgirlCre rolling her chair over to my side of the cubicle*

And the notes...

From the Peanut Gallery...

Began.

LadyLee: "That's a nice picture!"
Cowgirl Cre: "Sure is!"

I sent the following email to Mzinspiredmind:

LadyLee: *cues up porn music for a chicken*
Mzinspiredmind: HAAA!! Not even!!!

LadyLee: What does she have on? She's not matching. And what is that she covered up with? *lee touches LCD screen with inkpen* Is that a sheet??
CowgirlCre: Looks like a sheet.
LadyLee: One wrong move and she gonna show it ALL!

I fired off another email to Mzinspiredmind about this.

Mzinspiredmind: "Those are boy shorts. And I have on a leopard bra."
LadyLee: "Them boy shorts, they a little loose, aren't they? We thought it was a sheet. Thought you were nekked under that sheet."
Mzinspiredmind: "LOL! No! Yea, they are made out of sweatshirt material, not the sexy ones."

I relayed this to the CowgirlCre. And we went on analyzing the picture.

Then we started trying to make out the words in the top right hand corner of the picture . This jumped off a whole nother discussion that had me and CowgirlCre going O_o.

LadyLee: *lee peering hard at picture* What does the writing up in the corner say?"
CowgirlCre: "I don't know."
LadyLee: "Forever Faith Prostestants!!"
CowgirlCre: *raised eyebrows* "What? What kind of ministry they have!?"
LadyLee: "What kind of services do that church provide?"

*Lee and Cre burst into a fit of giggles*

Of course, another email went out:

LadyLee: "We thought that the words in the corner of the picture said "Faith Forever Protestants!"
Mzinspiredmind: "LMAOOOO!!! I CANNOT w/you, Ma'am!!! It's called Forever Faith Photography!"

At one time my boss walked up. Me and Cre looked back at her.

Bosslady: "Who is that?"
LadyLee: "That's Mzinspiredmind! She taking Valentine's day pics for her fiance!"

I don't know what she said to me. Had to be something work related.

But we ignored her. She walked off.

Then we focused our attention back on the picture.

Me and CowgirlCre got into an argument about her foot gear.

LadyLee: "What she got on her feet?"
CowgirlCre: "Some high heels!"
LadyLee: "Those are not heels! They are swim socks!"
CowgirlCre: "They're heels! You just can't see the heel parts!"
LadyLee: "Why are they purple? Why is she not matching!?"
CowgirlCre: "The heels match her eye shadow!"
LadyLee: "Those are not heels! They are swim socks.

I fired off yet another email to Mzinspiredmind.

LadyLee: "Dude. The purple shoes. Are those high heels or swim socks."
Mzinspiredmind: "Those 'shoes' are actually socks, electric blue socks."
LadyLee: "Chicken. Why aren't you matching?"
Mzinspiredmind: "The photographer wanted to give the carefree chillin' in my bedroom illusion."

This answer satisfied the Peanut Gallery.

Poor Chicken. I know she was in her office thinking "I ain't NEVER sending that Oldgirl LadyLee a picture."

EVER!!!

But you gotta admit, honey... this is not worse than when you told us you were part Irish... and we got on you BAD about that, i.e., not knowing your Irish heritage.
CowgirlCre even found an Irish weather forecast on youtube. We emailed it to Sam... we wanted her to work on the translation.

I would send fond greetings every morning for awhile... in the Irish language. LOL!

*Sam throws her computer out the window*

That's a nice picture, gal! Real nice indeed!

(We asked it there were other pictures. She said yes, but eh... And we hollered: NO! Don't send those! This one is just fine!)

Thanks for allowing us to post and discuss!

And you KNOW me and Cre will be harrasing you hard about something else in the future!

*Mzinspiredmind gives Cre and Lee the hard side-eye*

Comments from the Peanut Gallery... The Pageant Edition

So... you know me and my cubicle mate The Cowgirl Cre will sit back and scrutinize pictures and videos from time to time.

It's our special Peanut Gallery Time!

And once again, we had a prime opportunity to do a little... commenting.

So...

Down in Alabama, Pageants are a big deal.

O_o

I told Cre this.

LadyLee: They big on them pageants down there in Alabama, girl.
Cowgirl Cre: Really?
LadyLee: The closest we come to a pageant is going to the prom!

LOL

And Play Mama's girls, they are in the pageants.

I went to a Christmas Parade down there a few weeks ago, and let me tell you... there were plenty of pageant queens, from toddler to high school age, riding in convertibles, waving lovingly at the crowd.

I harrassed Jae, Play Mama's oldest girl, about this as we sat in our fold out stadium chairs, watching the parade.

"Who's that girl, Jae?"
"Oh, that's Sue," Jae said. "She's in all the pageants. She won such-n-such Pageant."

And that conversation went on and on.

Simply fascinating.

Yes... We have the Bible belt. I do believe they live in the Pageant Belt!

And the other day, I received some pictures of the oldest girl Jae in her yearly pageant.

"CowgirlCre," I said. "Come look at these here pictures."

*Cowgirl Cre rolls her chair from the other side of our cubicle*

And the comments...

From the Peanut Gallery.

Began.

LadyLee: Wow! Look at her! She looks pretty!
Cowgirl Cre: Sure does! Look at her hair!
LadyLee: She 15. But we can get in the club, with NO ID.

Ladylee texts Play Mama A: "Tell her she look nice! And we can get in the club... with NO ID.

*LadyLee and Cowgirl Cre peer closely at the screen*

Ladylee sits straight up: Look at them breasts! Sitting straight up! Posture!
Cre: That's a push-up bra! Text her and tell her let me hold that.

LadyLee Texts Play Mama A: Hey! Cre wanna borrow the push up bra!
Mama A Texts LadyLee: Uh, that's not a push-up bra.

Cowgirl Cre and LadyLee: WHOOOOOOAA!

LadyLee Texts Play Mama A: Tell Jae she got more breasesses than me! We must be some kin for real!

*LadyLee and Cowgirl Cre peering at the LCD screen closer*
Texts PlayMama A: That's a wig. She has on a wig?Play Mama A texts LadyLee back: Um, no that's not a wig.

CowgirlCre: Look at the shoes! I'd bust my azz in them shoes! We can get in the club, but they will card me, because I can't walk in the shoes!
LOL

Cowgirl Cre: They out there in the middle of the street. Get the dress up off the ground!
LadyLee: Man, whatever. It's a rented dress. Let it drag.
Text from Play Mama A: She holds it up when she walks.
CowgirlCre: Get the dress up off the ground! They gotta get the deposit back!
LadyLee: Whatever man, let it drag!
CowgirlCre: Or at least get Wallee [their cat] to come hold the dress up off the ground. That way, she can be like Cinderella for real!

LOL!

CowgirlCre: Girl, you know if they mess around and tore that dress, Adrienne would be in there trying to sew and tape it up!

LOL

*Zooming in on dress again*

LadyLee: They need to take an iron to that dress.
Cowgirl Cre: But it's got sequins!
LadyLee: They can iron around it.

(With much zooming in and scrutiny, we decide the dress looks just fine. No ironing necessary).

LadyLee: Lawd, she don't need to send her boyfriend no picture.

Texts Play Mama A: Tell Jae don't send no picture to her man. That is all.

Mama A Texts back: She already did!

O_O

Trouble. Gotta keep that young fella from sniffing around.

*Lee takes baseball bat and drives to Alabama and knocks Jae's man upside the head*

LOL!!

This has been another edition of Comments from the Peanut Gallery.

Congrats Jae on your 2nd place finish!

I think you should've gotten first place!!!

You'll win first place next year!

(for videos and pictures from the pageant, click here)