Happy Birthday "!My Sistah Keepah JUDY!"

I would like to wish "My Sistah Keepa", Judy, a very very very very

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Sistah Keepah, here's your virtual cake. Blow out your candle!

Now you may ask "LadyLee, what is a doggone "Sistah Keepah"?

Of course I'm not spelling it right... My Sister's Keeper is a program in our bookclub, where each sister is paired up with another sister. So it's my responsibility to make sure Judy is alright. If she is not coming to meetings, or is sick, etc, it is my responsibility to check on her and report back...

And it is Judy's responsibility to keep up with the Oldgirl LadyLee. You know, like come get me out of jail if I get locked up. Or if I have to open up a can of whoop a$$ on a sucka...

She'll stand there and hold the can.

And knowing Judy, she gonna get her two cents in, and throw a few rocks, too!

LOL!!

I didn't know Judy well... Just said hello in passing at the book club meetings. But I knew one thing. She drives my dream car: The 2000 Lexus ES 300.


I see that car at every bookclub meeting. I want so bad to touch it.


I might throw her 2 dollars... Maybe she'll let me drive it to the corner of the street and back.



(Yo, Judy... I know your car is that color. Hope that ain't your house, though. If so, I ain't hatin', but you need to remove those bottles from the window sill, and use that lawnmower to, I don't know, cut a little grass or something! LOL!)

So, Judy is one of those sisters who LOVES the casino. Just LOVES it.




I was sitting next to her in our book club meeting on Saturday, just smiling down. I was happy, you see, because Judy is hosting our March Journal group meeting on her birthday this Sunday.

"Yeah, Judy," I said. "We coming to your house, and I know you gonna have the games, man. I bet you got a secret wall, and you touch a button, and you got a underground bootleg casino."

Yeah... the people all up in there, having a GOOD time.



I'm expecting to see a roulette table, some slot machines, some dice or something!

She blew me off, but she had that look in her eye, that look that said if she could get away with it? She'd do the darn thing.

So here's to you, My Sistah Keepah!! Thanks for keeping up with me, even though you keep jacking up my blog name!

It is way too funny to hear her say:

"What's up, O. L. L?"
"What's going on, Original LadyLee?"

**crickets**

I mean, she says it like she doing something, saying something special, like she's "in the know."

Sistah Keepah, get it right!!!!

But that's okay, call me what you want!

You just make sure you have a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

And many more:)