I am taking over my big sister's blog, so that I can send a message out to two beautiful young ladies.
Serenity23 and The Ladybug.
I want you both to know. That I am not Milk and Cookies.
I am a soul food meal. Yes, not a mere snack... but a soul food meal.
I am a good man.
I am grown and sexy, as you can see in my pictures.
I have a job. I just bought a new car. I have money in the bank.
I am in the Army Reserves. This mean I am military.
And ladies, you know what that means.
BENEFITS.
That's right. I have BENEFITS.
Now, I have been trying to holla at you, especially you, Serenity, for a few months. You will not listen. This is my last try. Either you or Ladybug will do.
Feel free to get my cell phone number from my big sister, Ladylee.
Send me a text. Or give me a call.
I am available anytime, anywhere.
I am giving my big sister back her blog, now.
Have a nice evening.
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Why am I in tears right now? Lookin' at them wannabe GQ pictures and thinking of how I was gon' turn this boy out until he says, "...and Ladybug will do." Um, WTF??? I ain't no damn consolation prize. I'm the WHOLE meal...2-piece white, small cold drink, red beans, a biscuit and small fries! I was gon' have you leavin' money on the nightstand, but NOW...since I just "will do," I'm gonna have to put my hot sauce back in my purse. Go on S23, he's all yurn...
ReplyDeleteI think he is pulling out all the stops to get ya'll's attention S23 and Ladybug!!
ReplyDeleteNow THAT is funny... Any of you freaks come around him, and I will have to shank you!!!
You've been warned!
All I'm sayin' is...I got that gumbo jambalaya voodoo ya ya. We drop it like it's hot...on fiyah...lukewarm...chilled on ice...AND icy hot where I'm from, whoadie. And Silkk the Shokker over dere gon' put S23 before moi. PALEEZ.
ReplyDeleteBut I ain't a hater...go 'head, S23, get your benefits, baby.
"cuz with me, his insurance might go up. I be puttin' n*ggas into cardiac arrest!
Really though. Amen. Goodnight. Holla!
LB you are a damn fool.And um, "Milk & Cookies" sign me up for those benefits. Can I get a sign up bonus like yall have for the military? Now all you have to do is buy a nice house (not in the hood where your sister lives) and call me up and I'll be on my way. But uh, this here is a big boy ride. It's not for the kiddies.:)
ReplyDeleteAnd ain't nobody scared of you Ladylee. I'll just take him to the bookstore and tap him... You know all about that right?
Serenity seems like she is a gold digger. Ladybug, you and me can be friends.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteoh.my.goodness...this had me laughing so hard i was crying. thank you SO MUCH FOR THIS!...*sigh*
nothing like a good laugh in the morning to make a sista's day better.
Hi Lady, I updated my blog today. I got some big news to share so please pop in and comment if you can. Stacy
ReplyDeleteYou know that mess is too funny! What're you runnin' Oldgurl, a dating service? Explain to your kin that we (women) also have jobs, cars, money and benefits ... what else does he bring to the table?
ReplyDeleteLAWD, LAWD, LAWD!!!! I turn my back on y'all for a moment and all hell breaks loose. Now Ladylee, get that young man under control before one of these "real grown and sexy" women turn him out and have him trying to take Mayor Snake's place [assuming he is still dealing with his unfortunate incarceration]. Damn! what you feeding the Milk and Cookies down there? Shit sounds like too much soul food....
ReplyDeleteI'm still tight he didn't mention me at all!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm the one who coined the phrase "Milk and Cookies"!