$10,000-15,000????!!

There was a highly interesting prostitution bust here in my beloved ATL this week...

Click here and read this story.

In a nutshell, authorities arrested two women for running what is considered a high-priced call girl/prostitution operation. The DA said that the prices for services ranged anywhere from $500.00 to $10,000 or as high as $15,000 dollars. Much of the arrangements were made via an internet website ran by one on the women. The women used a complicated internet verification process and john referrals to screen their clients.

Interesting, interesting, interesting. I was thinking to myself, "My goodness, $15,000.00! That is some major cash! I was expecting to see broads that were some Hollywood star look-a-alikes for that amount of cash...

I called up LadyTee and asked her if she saw the news about the prostitutes up in Sugarloaf. She said no. I called her back when the 11 o'clock news came on. She was thinking the same as me, thinking that these ladies were some super star look-a-alikes, where they could charge upwards of $15,000.

Then we saw these ladies. Both LadyTee and I were thinking the same thing.

LadyTee: "Shoot Lee, they ain't no stunners. And that chick on the right look hard as hell!"
LadyLee: "Tee, maybe it's because they have no makeup on."
LadyTee: "Yeah, maybe, because that blonde, you can tell she had it going on back in the day, but that other chick, I don't know."
LadyLee: "And the brunette is only 30 years old."
LadyTee: "WHAT??? Aww man, you can tell she's been twerking day and night!!"
LadyLee: "Really though."

But the more pertinent question that lurked in both of our minds was?

Exactly what kinds of services would cost $10000 to $15000 dollars? Exactly what type of twerking must one do to be paid that amount of money?

LadyLee: "Tee, that's like some type of businessman special, where they charging a group price for doing a bunch of businessmen or something."
LadyTee: "NO! Whips and chains, chains and whips, shawty!"
LadyLee: "Naw, not for 15,000 dollars. That's a group rate or something."
LadyTee: "Yeah right! That's some S&M right there babes, all the way!"

We discussed this a little longer (yeah, strange stuff like that amazes us) and moved on to other things.

Well this morning when I got to work, a fellow chemist, Ol' Mean Ass Cynthia, one of my bootleg "Work-for-free" manuscript editors ran over to my cubicle yelling to myself and my cubicle mate:

"Can somebody tell me what those women did to be making $15,000.00?"

I already knew what she was talking about. Cowgirl Cre did not, so we pulled up the news stories. We discussed ideas. (Yeah, we should have been working.) I stuck with my businessman special idea. We discussed the whips and chains theory.

The Infamous Hen-Dog happened to be walking by.

"Come here, boy!" I yelled.
He walked over to my area. He is a big muscle bound shorty, so he walks over in a muscle man way. Heck, I look around, thinking that a DJ is about to cue up some Hen-Dog theme music.
"What's up?" he asked.
Ol' mean ass Cynthia posed the hot question: "What would a woman have to do in order for you to pay her $15,000.00 for her services?"

We all lean in to hear the answer. He's a man, and we were eager to know a man's poing of view. But Hen-Dog is quite frugal, and it showed in his answer.

"Man, I would have that chick for five years, and I would put her to work. She gotta paint the house, keep my car clean, be like Karate kid with the 'wax on, wax off'. I would work that chick!"

Not the answer we were expecting. And since he was the only man around, that was about as good an answer as we would ever get.

This stayed at the forefront of our minds for at least a good hour.

LadyLee: "I'm sure that house is paid off. You realize, you really only need to have a good $15,000 session only once a month."

Ol' Mean Ass Cynthia: "Girl, I don't even need that much. Just a couple of sessions a quarter, just a little something to supplement my income!"

LadyLee: *working out the numbers in her mind*. "I still can't figure out what them chicks did for $15,000.00. Man, whatever it is, it had to be alot!"
Ol' Mean Ass Cynthia: "Well, all I know, I've done a lot more for a lot less!"

We hollered when she said that. I'm suprised my boss didn't pop from around the corner to scold ME (emphasis on ME) when we get a bit too rowdy.

The house that they ran the call girl business from was located in one of the most affluent gated communties in Atlanta, The SugarLoaf golf club community. (A representative house from that hood is shown to the left. The chick's house was MUCH bigger!) A lot of rappers, athletes, and businessman live there. The blonde chick's house was assessed at more than a million dollars. Neighbors complained about the high amount of traffic at all times of the day, and lewd behavior. I think that's what got them in trouble, along with the website the ladies used to sell their services.

My boss and I talked about this. One thing I do believe, even though your neighborhood is all ritzy and nice, with the perfectly manicured lawns and such, YOU NEVER KNOW what's going on inside that house or inside the hearts of people.

But what's REALLY going on behind closed doors?? Bet those neighbors are wondering that right now. Who would have thought a high class call girl service existed in their upperclass gated community?
Yeah, things may look dandy from the outside. You know how we have perfected phoniness in our society. We are PROS at faking the funk.

Just a thought.

Because you never know!

Really though.