YO DJ?! That's my DJ!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

*Ladylee standing in back of the packed auditorium, cupping her hands to her mouth so she can yell*

Yo DJ!!!

No answer....

Maybe I should yell a lil' bit louder!!!!

Yo DJ!!!

She only looked up briefly from the 1's and 2's...

Humph.

I think she saw me, but she's just ignoring me...

I, like the crowd of thousands, am mesmerized by her outrageous transformer scratch over the thick 808 bass line.

Kivi kivi kivi kivi kivi...

It doesn't help AT ALL that that Original Oldgirl Sharon and that freestyle rhyme spittin' LadyBug are on stage with their breakdancing *cricket* hypemen dropping knowledge like nuclear bombs (all in rhyme and to the beat, of course)! And Super Shoe Queen blogger Serenity 23 is sashaying back and forth across the stage modeling her "Shoe of the Week".

Shoot. These broads are trippin'. And I know DJ heard me!

Maybe I should yell again!

YO CELIE!!!!!

CEEEEEELLLLLIEEEE!!!!

*Ladylee catching a album straight in the grill, as she has been reminded by the DJ many times NOT to call her Celie.*

Humph... LOL!

*Ladylee giving DJ the crooked 2 fanger Celie point and ducking behind a crowd of people*

I guess she did hear me!! So now that I have her attention:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DJ DIVA a.k.a DJ Clean Spirit!!!

All I know is that I am DOWN for the DJ. Nobody better not talk about that Dominican, Harlem-bred broad right there!

She's one of my blog mentors, the very first, of course...

And I must say, she has been one of the smartest, most eclectic people I've ever come across... She just got a degree (and seem to be loving every minute of the process). No one loves school more than she does (something is wrong with that, in my opinion... ewww!). She is a reading bandit, and deeply knowledgable on all things political, historical, and biblical. She's a damn walking encyclopedia! And she is the only female I know that loves all thangs musical more than me... She is Prince's #1 fan... She did a moving post on John Lennon on the anniversary of his death. I mean, who else would do a tribute to John Lennon on the anniversary of his death?

Not me.

Now that's a real music lover!!

We are often in contact via email and IM, and she is a frequent commenter here at my spot and she has always supported my blog activities. I have talked to her on the phone a couple of times... And I must tell you, my head was about to explode from all the SERIOUS knowledge she dropped...

Goodness gracious...

She disturbed me deeply once when she commented in one of her posts about knowing how to use a knife in a fight. And after I blasted her in one of my comment sections about the impossiblity of DJing in a pair of high heels.... She said something to the effect of "I can DJ in high heels, can kick someone in the back for bumping the turntables, and run like hell if some mess go down, all in a pair of high heels!"

Alright, then, well shut my mouth. I stand corrected...

I sit at your feet DJ!! You are teacher, I am grasshopper!

Have a Happy, Happy, Happy birthday, DJ!!!!

And thanks for your friendship and support!!!

From Your grasshopper,

That Original OG LadyLee!!