At the House of LadyLee... We like to keep it smurfy!
Now..., I would not actually consider myself a bootleg editor. I HAVE SKILLS. AND, I am providing these skills free of charge. (for now:) Once you blow up, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING TO HIRE A PROFESSIONAL EDITOR. My rates will be reasonable. Just remember from whence you came (aight!!!)
Look here, Sunshine, I mean "Ms. Anonymous", like I told the other bootleg editor, volunteer work is a very, very good thang. It is better to give than to receive. Let me make it plain: you will NEVER receive any compensation from me. Got that? Maybe an acknowledgment someday. I'll give you that much. Got that?Okay...Now get back to work.LadyLee
Slap the *crickets* out the way, kindly step up to the mike, and SAY something!!