"Uh, I ain't at home."
"Well, how far are you from home?"
We talked a bit longer. I wasn't going home. OH WELL.
"I'll just have to pick it up," I said.
She said her store was located at Camp Creek. I told her I was at Camp Creek. So she dropped the delivery back at her home base for me to pick up later.
I dropped by Edible Arrangements after I finished my shopping at Target...
Lo and behold, I picked up THIS!!
The smiling brother at the cash register yelled "Yes it is!!"
What in the WORLD!!!??
I took it out to the car and read the attached card:
"You only have 2 days to eat this... and maybe less than that before Oscar Tyrone or Kramer snatch it. This does not come close to all that you have given to me over the years, but I wanted to wish you a VERY Happy Birthday!!!
My baby blog sista know her big blog sista luv some fruit!!!! I started shaking and scratching like a crackhead when I saw all that doggone fruit!!!
*LadyLee smiles like Miss Celie smile*
I just wanted to bury my head in it and chomp away! I destroyed those chocolate covered strawberries real quick. OH MY!!
I would have you know that my sister Kentucky is around here hatin'... She was a little perturbed that I'd dismantled all of the fruit (that I hadn't eaten), and placed it in a storage container... She'd never seen an edible arrangement live and in person.
She'll be alright. That's what she get for being slow to get her tail in the house.
The cats didn't know WHAT to think. They were especially perplexed by the attached aluminum birthday ballon. It is traveling around the room, at their eye level, and uh... let's just say, they are a bit nervous.
And now I got the "itis" from eating too much fruit.
And it is a weird type of "itis", worse than eating too much ribs and chittlins!
But it's all good!!! I think I will sleep it off.
Then wake up in the morning, and eat MORE fruit (and contract more "itis")
Thanks again, LBeezy!!!!:)