My BFF LadyTee's Christmas Tree for the past three years...
I remember the first time I walked around the corner into her den and was face to face with the thing.
"It's nice, ain't it?" LadyTee said.
I just stared at her, then back at the "tree". "Where ya'll get it from?"
"Mama's favorite shopping place, the Home Shopping Network!"
I stared at the tree. "Are you serious?"
She nodded. "It kinda grow on you!"
**crickets**
I laughed hard. "You are tripping!"
"I like it," she said.
"Man, Charlie Brown is somewhere right now looking for his Christmas Tree. DANG!"
"I'ma need ya'll to give Charlie Brown his tree back!"
*LadyLee breaks out into a bootleg version of "Christmas Time is Here" from a Charlie Brown Christmas.*
"I like it, Lee!"
"I'ma need ya'll to tack on some pine needles, a leaf or something!"
"I still like it, Lee."
"This the type of tree that you can put up during a commercial break. And you can have it up before the show even come back on!"
"It still grows on you," she said, completely ignoring my jonings.
Okay LadyTee, I'll leave you alone!
However you choose to get your "Tree On", get your "Tree on"!!!!
LOL!!!
bwuahahahahahahahaha! Lord hell mercy..HSN ought to be shame for even sellling that "tree". for real that's where she got it from? lmao...oh my!
ReplyDeletei ain't mad at Ladytee though for not letting you steal her joy.
One woman's tree is another woman's laughing stock! Ugly? Well beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
ReplyDeleteWishing you a very Merry Christmas and a fabulous New Year!