Day One- Introduce yourself

Okay, we're gonna dig around in the Blog Challenge. I'll be doing my blog posts at night. You can read them in the morning, man. I like writing in the mornings, but my mornings are booked to the tilt right now.

So let's DO this here thang:

Day one is "Introduce Yourself"

That's hard. Why? Because I can't come up with anything new. But we will try.

I am LadyLee.

That is all.

LOL. Just playing.

"LadyLee" was my street/tag grafitti name in highschool. It's the "id" part of my personality, mixed with the comical side of my personality. If you know me in real life, I am terribly quiet and not at all funny. The LadyLee part of me is a bit on the crazy side, to say the least. It is also the mentally "free" part of who I am.

I am the Oldgirl.

"Oldgirl" was a codename we used in grad school when we were talking about people on the sly. It somehow morphed into a greeting and a battlecry. If I call you "Oldgirl", these days it means you alright with me, lol.

I am Lisa.

That is what my family calls me. Don't come around asking for me by my gub'ment name. You may not get an answer.

I am Lee.

Another family name. A few people, especially bloggers, call me that. The name was given to me by my late Grandfather. He also called me "Sweet". I do miss all that.

I am Sugar Girl.

That is my Grandmother's name for me. This name is the good, honest and deepthinking side of my personality. It reminds me that I am not a bad person. I am sweet. I am good.

I am Dr. Parker.

I like having a title, even though I don't use it much. Somehow this has become a nickname for me. That is cool. I EARNED that title some 12 years ago. It is part of who I am. That's the mad scientist part of me.

And I am simply Alesia. That's my government name. It's the totality of all that above.

I can be your best friend. Or your worst nightmare.

You may not be able to handle or accept the loner that I am. Or you may appreciate it.

I won't purposely do anything to hurt you. But it is very easy for me to walk away if you're playing games or wrecking my steelo.

I am chronically ill. But I am happy to say that even with lupus, I get along just fine without assistance.

I like sowing seed into people's lives, very generous, usually in the most unexpectant of ways, but I never loan money, as I am all I got, and I can't afford to lose it (circle back up to the "worst nightmare" line above).

I am a tomboy who likes a good pedicure and some plum lipstick every once in awhile.

I am not a beautiful woman, but not a day goes by that I don't look in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.

I am a divorced woman, and like any woman, I want the man of my dreams. But desperation is nowhere in my vocabulary. It is not an option,

I am a writer who bleeds ink on the pages. More than I should at times... with my long-winded tail.

I love God. God loves me... with my consistently inconsistent self.

But most of all, I am who I am.

Not enough words in the dictionary to describe who I be in entirety.

No one born before me or who will be born after me is like me.

I am an Original.

And I promise you, whatever you may think of me...

You will remember me.

And...

You will never meet another person like me.